Stumbling through the day

I'm Maddie. I love everything...unless it's one of those days when I hate everything.

Love, it will not betray you, dismay or enslave you. It will set you free.

ibara-san:

itscooltolovejesus:

what a bunch of lil shits

blossom you dont even have a fucking nose

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This is what Yahoo paid $1.3 Billion for.

just-laff:

egberts:

if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket

you are one of the great thinkers of our time

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i-choose-fit:

fightblr:

flaming-scrotum:

muggleland:

the ceo of abercrombie and fitch has a lot of nerve saying that ugly people shouldn’t wear his clothes when he looks like an albino orc from the lord of the rings

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fashion

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multiplejellybeans:

this can never be not funny

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snowwanderer:

chrissykilljoybitchtits:

inc-omparable:

im-fandoomed:

hitlervevo:

why the fuck cant we text the police

lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you

Here in Canada you can

Here in England we just… scream and run

Here in Scotland we paint our faces and run towards the murderer

Here in Australia we offer them beer

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